October 2011
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July 2011
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April 2011
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January 2011
2 posts
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crazy HS basketball play
November 2010
3 posts
October 2010
1 post
Ever had the power go out while showering in a windowless bathroom? Not as much fun as you might think
September 2010
3 posts
August 2010
5 posts
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It’s 7:30 Sunday morning, and I just had to sweep up and throw away a little girls shit covered underwear from the parking lot at work. How’s that for a shitty start of the day
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A federal judge in San Francisco decided today that gays and lesbians have a...
– Judge strikes down Prop. 8, allows gay marriage in California | L.A. NOW | Los Angeles Times (via irunfrombears) (via lovelesswrists)
July 2010
5 posts
So Lebron is going to miami with D.Wade and Bosh. Cant help but wonder what they are gonna do about the other 11 empty roster spots after throwing most their money at those 3
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June 2010
2 posts
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May 2010
3 posts
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April 2010
5 posts
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“I feel like a smurf just jizzed in my face” 2 minutes into watching The Goods and this gem came out.
March 2010
8 posts
It's Thirsty Thursday!
And I’m drinking a beer while washing dishes at work, I feel like I should be rewarded for my ability to multi-task
Watching Robocop.
That was a nice little earthquake we just had, and my first thought was “oh shit, i gotta update facebook / tumblr!”
nothing quite like the morning after getting blackout drunk
February 2010
6 posts
Just made a caramel macchiato for Bruce Jenner. Highlight of my day? I hope not
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sick
officially sick. 100.2 temp, sore throat, congested. just got home from an 8 hour day at work and gotta be back there in about 9 hours. the tip of this fecal iceberg? i just stepped on a god damn wet snausage while barefoot. Cool! gonna be an awesome weekend…
Downed like 5 cups of tea, about 20 packets of honey, and 3 cough drops and my throat still feels like shit. So much for tea and honey supposedly being good for sore throats.
Cursive and Alkaline Trio at the glasshouse. shits gonna be niggadiculous.
also, got a nice story of an interesting little dream i just had. more on that later
Bat wings.
The bathroom at work smells like vinegar. Why? I have no idea. But vinegar has got to be the worst smell ever. I’d rather be stuck in a room after a skunk orgy then smell vinegar
January 2010
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